"Come with me to the jungle, where it's hot... and damp..."   ...where danger lurks beneath the steamy canopy..."

 

 

Oh God, I can't do this! This is a stupid PLASTIC snake! Those are goddammed silk flowers! Who in their right mind could read this script without gagging? Who writes this shit anyway? I may look like a bimbo, but I've been investing in high-tech stocks, and I don't have to put up with this absurd sexist crap! I'm outta here... gonna get me a boob job. No, make that FIVE boob jobs. My back is killing me!

 

 

Gretchen Gazongas is a model and touring feature dancer who calls the Central Texas area her home. At 5'6", her 44-25-35 figure ("I wear a double-H cup") is striking and makes her a popular attraction; She also draws lots of attention vacationing at the beaches of South Texas and the Yucatan peninsula! Gretchen is currently active in organized national causes to improve the working conditions of exotic dancers. "That's where the real jungle is," she says. "For many dancers, working conditions are terrible, being exploited by unscrupulous club owners and managers as contract labor." She urges that you support their cause and send your contributions to EDA.