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Saturday, February 14, 2004 9:54 AM
Goddammit.
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Goddammit. |
Folks say some bad things about Texas -- There's
the unfortunate stereotype of it being a backwards land of fundimentalist homophobic
redneck male-chauvinist racists who wear cowboy hats and gather around the campfire
to fart. I suppose it doesn't help that we're loosely associated with Governor
Perry and President Bush, and worse-- that many fellow Texans think that this
is a good thing.
The truth is, in Texas-- besides having exquisite Tex-Mex cuisine and barbeque
--snow doesn't happen often, and has the smarts to know that it's only decorative.
It doesn't accumulate in 4-foot drifts and hang around for weeks. Once the sun
rises it's outta here, which makes it easy to get on with life and visit uniquely
Texan establishments like Starbucks, MacDonalds, Walmart and Target.
Context is Everything If you'd wondered why I made "Downtown Angel" with saluting nipples, hey-- mystery solved! It pays to be prepared.
