"George Slept Here?" - An unconfirmed sighting of Patton...

Soylent Gray is... people! Okay, gross thought... maybe it's just moldy bread. But why does everything have to be this gray color?

Hey, put a cork in the heavy breathing, wouldja?

Gee... In the training films, you guys always looked bigger... and meaner!

I'd just like to say that it's never a good idea to drink and drive. Or drive and drink. Or pick your nose while you're driving and drinking. Or read a magazine and use your radio transmitter while picking your nose, driving and drinking. Just don't do it, okay? Leave THAT to the pros.

Last modified: Saturday, January 6, 2001 6:20 PM